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 The Spelling Checker
 

                      The Spelling Checker

A a poem that prooves the importance and usefulness of using your word processor's spelling checker.

                                            Spelling Poem

                                    Eye halve a spelling chequer
                                    It came with my pea sea
                                    It plainly marques four my revue
                                    Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.

                                    Eye strike a key and type a word
                                    And weight four it two say
                                    Weather eye am wrong oar write
                                    It shows me strait a weigh.

                                    As soon as a mist ache is maid
                                    It nose bee fore two long
                                    And eye can put the error rite
                                    Its rare lea ever wrong.

                                    Eye have run this poem threw it
                                    I am shore your pleased two no
                                    Its letter perfect awl the weigh
                                    My chequer tolled me sew.

Blueeys

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 An Unbelieveable Photograph
 

My sister’s boyfriend is in the Air Force and stationed in Iraq. She forwarded me this e-mail, in it is an amazing photo. I thought others on the stream might enjoy seeing it, below is a copy of the e-mail exactly as it was sent to me. The e-mail suggests passing it on, I’m doing so and posting it on my Blog.

Blueeys

This is a beautiful photo of a giant American flag in Arizona. The photo is authentic, UN-Touched and was taken on regular Kodak 35mm film. The person who took the picture couldn't believe the image created by the suns rays.
Nice of them to share it with the world!
Read what is says under the picture....



For those that prefer to think that God is not watching over us...go ahead and delete this. For the rest of us..pass this on.

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 To the dads on the stream
 

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
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 Cleaning and packing the camper
 

Hi all I have been cleaning and packing and still we are not done. I will be away this weekend if we ever finish packing tomorrow.
I hope every one has a great weekend, I plan to too after I recover from camper cleaning duty. I will try to put up a good Bluegrass song for the weekend before I leave.

How about Leaving with James King



Enjoy and have a great weekend!
Blueeys
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 Cancel your credit cards
 

My sister sent this joke to me and I thought it was cute I hope you do too. I do know there are a few bloggers on the stream dealing with people passing away, please know I mean you no disrespect.

Blueeys

Be sure and cancel your credit cards before you die. This is so priceless,
and so easy to see happening, customer service being what it is today. A
lady died this past January, and Citibank billed her for February and
March for their annual service charges on her credit card, and then added
late fees and interest on the monthly charge. The balance had been $0.00,
now is somewhere around $60.00.

A family member placed a call to Citibank:

Family Member: "I am calling to tell you that she died in January."
Bank: "The account was never closed and the late fees and charges still
apply."
Family Member: "Maybe, you should turn it over to collections."
Bank: "Since it is two months past due, it already has been."
Family Member: So, what will they do when they find out she is dead?"
Bank: "Either report her account to the frauds division or report her to
the credit bureau, maybe both!"
Family Member: "Do you think God will be mad at her?"
Bank: "Excuse me?"
Family Member: "Did you just get what I was telling you - the part about
her being dead?"
Bank: "Sir, you'll have to speak to my supervisor."

Supervisor gets on the phone:

Family Member: "I'm calling to tell you, she died in January."
Bank: "The account was never closed and the late fees and charges still
apply."
Family Member: "You mean you want to collect from her estate?"
Bank: (Stammer) "Are you her lawyer?"
Family Member: "No, I'm her great nephew." (Lawyer info given)
Bank: "Could you fax us a certificate of death?"
Family Member: "Sure." (fax number is given)

After they get the fax:

Bank: "Our system just isn't set-up for death. I don't know what more I
can do to help."
Family Member: "Well, if you figure it out, great! If not, you could just
keep billing her. I don't think she will care."
Bank: "Well, the late fees and charges do still apply."
Family Member: "Would you like her new billing address?"
Bank: "That might help."
Family Member: " Odessa Memorial Cemetery , Highway 129, Plot Number 69."
Bank: "Sir, that's a cemetery!"
Family Member: "What do you do with dead people on your planet?"
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